Famous Joker Quotes (STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION BEWARE!!!!)

Heath Ledger's Joker

• "Do I look funny to you, punk?"
• "Hello, Batman. Where did you think you were going?"
• "What do I look like to you? A clown?"
• "I love laughing. It brings me... happiness!"
• "I'm tired of your bullshit, Batman."
• "You haven't killed me yet, asshole boy."
• "Careful with what you wish for."
• "I'm scared..."
• "Is it Christmas already? Oh... oh thank God."
• "Please somebody... please anybody tell me if I'm a funny clown..."
• "Hello, Batman."
• ""
• "Now that I'm president, I will make batman illlegal!! haha"

Did you know?

Heath Ledger's Joker was the first Joker ever made!

Jared Leto's Joker

• "Hello there, Batman. Thank you for coming. I was waiting for you. Welcome."
• "Oh boy oh boy do I love my lasagna yum yum"
• "Get out of my room."
• "Poppy? Poppy, where the fuck are you? Poppy? Oh my God, you're here! Shhh, yes, yes I was scared too. Sorry. I'm so glad I found you."
• "Did you know... this white stuff isn't make up..."
• "I will kill you now"
• "And that's what we call... acting."
• "And that's what we call... ating"
• "This is what I always say,